pineapple-smoothy

when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.

"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."

by Shandyandybananarammalarri April 3, 2014

Smoothie

A smoothie is a person who prefers to keep their body hair removed or very minimal, typically through shaving, waxing, or depilation, in order to maintain a smooth, hairless appearance. The term is sometimes used in kink, gay, fetish, and body-focused communities to describe someone who maintains smooth skin, but it can apply to people of any gender or orientation. A smoothie may enjoy the visual appeal of smoothness, the tactile sensation of hairless skin, or the act of being groomed, shaved, or kept smooth by themselves or a partner.

Person 1: Hey man, I couldn’t help but notice your legs are nice and smooth. Are you gay by chance?

Person 2: No I am just a smoothie.

by Echo2kay November 29, 2025

Lukewarm Smoothie

In contrast to a Warm Fuzzy or Cold Prickly, a Lukewarm Smoothie is a note given to someone which causes a confusion of good and bad emotions or indifference due to either the self-contradicting nature of the message or being a simple statement conveying no clear emotion. Additionally, a Lukewarm Smoothie is typically given anonymously and signed simply <3 LWS.

Examples of Lukewarm Smoothies:

1. Peter, you look like a Lakie, but I still like you. <3 LWS

2. Michael, you have blonde hair and blue eyes just like your sister. <3 LWS

by The_Hawk August 3, 2009

Smoothie King

Healthy royalty.

Smoothie King is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022

Fuck Smoothie

A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give

J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give

Chad: There's nothing here

J: *finger guns* Exactly

by Bagghagg June 4, 2021

Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.

Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023