Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!

by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018

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Tukas Smoocher

/Too-k-has sm-oo-ch-er/

adj. also known as "ass-kisser". A derivative from the yiddish word Tuchus.

A person that "sucks up" to other people or persons in a position of importance or authority ultimately to improve their own standing or advancement. A tukas smoocher has no real marketable skills to speak and uses manipulation of facts and or data, as their primary skill. They are masters of deceit and are not to be trusted under any circumstances.

joe is finance is a first class tukas smoocher, keep your activity and intent close to the vest around him if you want to accomplish anything around here.

by ParaFrogAZ December 9, 2018

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Peach Smoothie

A woman's genitalia made free of any hair, often performed by professionals.

The blond girl went to the salon to have her bi-weekly peach smoothie.

by pirates-running-amok April 19, 2019

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The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar

The smoothie method from happy

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

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red smoothie

A smoothie with a lil blood in it

“Hey man you shove that cup in the cows utter” “yeah man I got that red smoothie”

by Choaz_ssg July 25, 2020

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corona smooches

When the boys take turns locking lips with a designated homie before he gets tested for COVID-19, making this singular test relevant for everyone involved. A great way to save time and valuable tests, while simultaneously providing a great bonding experience for the squad.

Brendan: “man wtf! I just walked in on Taylor and Foshee making out in the basement bathroom”
Evan: “nah don’t trip it’s just corona smooches man. they say it’s a safe and responsible alternative to widespread testing”
Brendan: “I just don’t get why there has to be so much hand play...”

by Licklicklickmyasss January 17, 2021

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