Smallings

A small ting. A person or thing which is of low quality, value and or importance to a comical extent.

Usually applied as an insult. (noun)

"That kid is a smallings"

Oi Smallings, you are a small ting and I am teaching you the ting.

by lstead May 8, 2013

selling like a god church

Selling very, very good

Damn, that shit is selling like a god church!

by Terdenmihan November 2, 2017

I LOVE SPELLING....

TEACHER: GIVE ME YOUR 3 FAVORITES STATE

STUDENT:TENNESSEE,MISSISSIPPI AND PENNSYLVANIA,

TEACHER:SPELL IT FOR ME?

STUDENT:I THINK I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE, I CHANGED MY BRAIN!!....I LOVE OHIO, IOWA AND MAIN..........

I LOVE SCHOOL, SPELLING IS MY FAVORITES SUBJECT.....I LOVE SPELLING........"

by TAKAIRA ASIANRIKA September 1, 2011

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen?

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

shelling

The act of turning away from social networks and/or communication in order to get some alone time and/or relief from the excessive use of online social networks/communication. This does not mean the sheller does not use dark social mediums such as e-mail and/or text messaging.

Adam: Hey Steve, why are you not on facebook anymore?

Steve: I told you!! I'm shelling for a few months. I can't be too addicted to shit like facebook and twitter!

Adam: You can't be in your shell forever, you'll be back.

by EyesExistInTheSky October 29, 2012

Selling Dreams

When Somebody Doesn't Look Like They're Pictures

Her Bumper Didn't Look Like That In Her Picture, She Was Selling Dreams..

by JulieReloaded July 8, 2015

Skellington

If someone is using a skeleton and/or skeletal avatar and/or signature on a forum, or can medically be described as a skeleton, they refer to themselves as Skellingtons in the hope of a small ego boost. Also used by n00bs when trying to describe a Skeleton.

Waz: "LEIK, ZOMFG SHAI ICN'T SKELLINGTON?!"

Shai: "No, Waz, I really am a Skellington."

by Noosh September 10, 2005