American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

American Couch Sloth by Chris July 6, 2004

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Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

Three-toad Sloth by God December 14, 2004

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yak-sloth

a cross between a yak and a sloth. it is only found in certain parts of europe generally on the swiz-france boarder. iain youd spent years pretending he was not one of their race but eventually ate his sister( a renound yak-sloth tradition) and continues to live his life as a yak sloth. they tend to have a changeable personality and any good mood can be halted by a swift kick to the groin.

steve: "hay is that a yak sloth (question mark)"

dave: "yer!"

yak-sloth by james flinder February 10, 2005