scodger

A selfish, impolite, generally unpleasant person. Often used to describe a petty thief or benefits fraudster.

The Royle family of T.V. fame are all perfect examples of the word Scodger.

by Ossieend August 26, 2006

siberian sledge hammer

When you stick an ice cube up a girls ass then fuck her as hard as you can

"wow im still so sore from last night" said sarina
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"

by scizzott November 9, 2007

Slooge Flurries

When splooge (semen) is cought on someones tounge as if they were snow flakes.

In my childhood, I can remeber cold winters. We were all outside trying to catch splooge flurries on our tounges.

by Mr Evil Betty March 27, 2004

sludge-hammer

When a male is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse. He then will pull out and bring his cock forward to the females face. The male partner then times his ejaculation and smacks the female in the face with his cock, while simultaniously blowing his load all over her face. (NOTE: This requires near PERFECT timing!)

I sludge-hammered her freaking face last time. She couldn't freaking see! & I think i gave her a black eye..

by Jeary Beary June 21, 2007

Sludge Metal

as know as doom or stoner metal. imagine slinking through dense pools of electrically charged sludge; or put yourself in that years-old pot-smoked-out haze as you slide deeper into the electrically charged couch. that's the time signature we're dealing with here -- a pleasant blend of the lethargic and the 'lectric. these guys bow before black sabbath.

Neurosis, Kyuss, Warhorse, Melvins

by Dnite April 14, 2003

The Silly Cow Sludge

You begin by combining your cum with cow shit. You then freeze this new liquid into solid form. You finish by telling a friend that is a new type of ice cream. Warning: only allow friend to eat 2 scoops - anymore is considered deadly.

When Mike pulled The Silly Cow Sludge on Kevin, he forgot the two scoop rule and thus killed Kevin

by Pimp Master K March 28, 2003

Snodger

Scottish term for the sticky substance that resides up ones nasal cavity. (aka - nasal musus, snot, boogers, bogies etc)A term mostly used by neds and children.

You've got snodgers hanging out your nose.

by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010