slippery pig

In a team or pair... one person strips down and lubes up.. the rest of the team/other has to try and catch the 'Slippery Pig' ... winner mounts the pig.
Hey guys.. want to play slippery pig.
by GDawg101 June 19, 2015
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slippery jimmy

When within a mode of transport fitted with a toilet, and are unfortunate enough to slip/trip over while urinating causing a self inflicted golden shower.
Oh fuck, I tell you what lads, when that bus driver entered that roundabout I almost had a Slippery Jimmy.
by Destracta November 30, 2017
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slippery nip

to be called a:
someone who over exaggerates a story or situation to make themselves look better in front of people or in a way to create an excuse.

One who starts telling a bs story and just keeps adding on to it and cant seem to get out of the lie.

Its called a slippery nip due to the story teller constantly slipping on his own lies just to sound cooler
Matt knew he didn't have any money. He asks his friend for 5 dollars and then goes on to tell his friend how he is going to his aunts tomorrow to cut her grass with her new 2000 dollar lawnmower with a sound system on it and awesome 10" chrome rims on it. His aunt lives in like a million dollar house on almost 3 acres of land in another city. So after that I should have money to pay you back. His friend (the lender) is completely aware that he doesn't have an aunt in another city and calls Matt a slippery nip.
by Alexsduke February 04, 2010
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the slippery kitty

The act of lubeing up a cat and throwing it in the air then spreading you ass and hoping it dosent land on your balls
by Slippery kitty May 21, 2017
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slippery penguin

Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.
I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.
by mr.grundle-chode April 15, 2011
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Slippery Pete

An individual who excels in the company of women.
That slippery pete is stealing all the ladies tonight
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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Slippery Slope

n: the unfortunate occurrence of sweat build up between the cheeks of one's anus. This causes an unsettling lack of friction, and often a concern that the victim has shit them self. It is usually caused by heat and excessive walking, and is often paired with a Slippery Slope. Can be cured with toilet paper or, for the more daring, a self-induced wedgie.
Tim: Oh, butternuts, I stubbed my toe.

Darrel: Shit, nigga, we got bigga problems than that. I got a Slippery Slope back here, and we ain't seen a bathroom in miles!

Tim: I'll call an ambulance.
by Whoopsht October 10, 2011
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