Slippery Earlobe

The act of having sex with the woman on top and she squirts on you aiding for lubrication and stimulation.

"Can you make it squirt?"
"Yeah I can make it real wet."
"Good i'll give you the ol' slippery earlobe."

by BigWillie420 September 30, 2011

slippery jimmy

When within a mode of transport fitted with a toilet, and are unfortunate enough to slip/trip over while urinating causing a self inflicted golden shower.

Oh fuck, I tell you what lads, when that bus driver entered that roundabout I almost had a Slippery Jimmy.

by Destracta December 1, 2017

the slippery kitty

The act of lubeing up a cat and throwing it in the air then spreading you ass and hoping it dosent land on your balls

The slippery kitty turned out night into an adventure

by Slippery kitty May 21, 2017

slippery rhino

The act of running into someone whos bending over with a broom or other long stick on your head, the word originates from the military

Friend 1: hey johnny is bending over, lets slippery rhino him
Friend 2: sure, pass me that broomstick

by military bob February 26, 2014

Slippery Dumpling

A sexual act in which a female has used too much lubrication during anal sexual, so much that sex is made impossible due to lack of grip.

You my darling, are one slippery dumpling.

by Dumpling King April 13, 2011

Slippery Pete

An individual who excels in the company of women.

That slippery pete is stealing all the ladies tonight

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Slippery Slope

n: the unfortunate occurrence of sweat build up between the cheeks of one's anus. This causes an unsettling lack of friction, and often a concern that the victim has shit them self. It is usually caused by heat and excessive walking, and is often paired with a Slippery Slope. Can be cured with toilet paper or, for the more daring, a self-induced wedgie.

Tim: Oh, butternuts, I stubbed my toe.

Darrel: Shit, nigga, we got bigga problems than that. I got a Slippery Slope back here, and we ain't seen a bathroom in miles!

Tim: I'll call an ambulance.

by Whoopsht October 9, 2011