sleeping with the homies

a way of saying that you are "having sex" more specifically "a threesome"

Is sleeping with the homies gay?

by kdefinitions March 14, 2020

The sleeping barber

When the bush is to thick and u have to trim HARD, while she's asleep. Then finish the deal.

When she went to bed she was bushly and angry...she awoke silky smooth...thanks to the sleeping barber;)

by The Demon Barber September 2, 2009

Sleeping Bag

When a man, after a rigorous regimen of scrotum stretching, takes his elongated scrotum and rolls it up and places it into the anus of a woman during coitus. Akin to a shocker, only performed by your genitals instead of your hand.

After I spent months of stretching out my ball sack daily with complete and utter dedication, I went down to the sigma chi sorority and sleeping bagged a few hussies.

by HoHo Merry Xmas! December 22, 2009

Sleeping Beauty

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.

I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.

by Matt October 20, 2003

sleeping bag

The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.

Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…

by Goose May 25, 2003

Sleeping Chimichanga

n. when your love partner puts chile verde (green chile) hot sauce on their finger(s) and inserts them into an oraface of yours, without prior consent

I will never again sleep face down since the night I awoke to my wife giving me a Sleeping Chimichanga.

by Pedro_DePacas February 26, 2009

Sleeping like a Swede

Sleeping a night with the windows open letting the night air in the room. The Terry Corollary implies that if you Sleep like a Swede and your name is Terry, then you also sleep in the nude.

"Last night was such a beautiful night I opened the windows and was Sleeping like a Swede."
"Too bad Terry wasn't joining you"

by Argan April 24, 2010