When the male partner ejaculates into the condom, holds it between the fingers as a slingshot, and then slings the load into their partners face.
Last night I was doing val doggy style when I Bart Simpsoned the back of her head. She didn't know what hit her!
by Pazman October 06, 2017
Ewan Simpson is a fat speccy lad who gets hard in shopping centres because all of the clothes (He has a fetish for clothes) he eats dairy only even though he's lack toes and toller ant. He masturbates to little children singing on Britain's got talent and is best friends with all the special kids. You will normally find him in a hole or a basement of some mad scientist. He is also a wet carrot munching popcorn fork . His family swim and get kicked out of the special Olympics becayse they are too speedy for downies. He watched love island for a quickie with his dog. He is overall a bit weird.
by Yassssqween June 10, 2019
by Piranha April 01, 2005
Is some batty that doesn't have a job and sits on Xbox all day.
Uses bare wax in his hair, and is better known as WaxBoi
Uses bare wax in his hair, and is better known as WaxBoi
by DatCoolGuy1 November 21, 2013
When Jessica first came onto the scene in 1999, no one cared about her. No one cared about her with her 2nd album. But once she got the reality show and pretended to be incredibly stupid, people paid attention to her and she is now the most overexposed person in Hollywood. I HATE HER WITH A PASSION.
Why do people care about her 6 years after she releases her first album?? Oh, I don't know, maybe because people get enjoyment out of people who pretend to be stupid for some reason.
by elladrew April 19, 2005
When the courts try to make up for all the wrongs ever done to a black person through OJ's redemption.
To Kill a Mockinbird is a racist book? That's okay, OJ Simpson is free.
Huckleberry Finn? That's okay, just think of OJ.
Huckleberry Finn? That's okay, just think of OJ.
by Cleopatra05 September 30, 2005
a dumb blonde conservative twit with really big boobs and a huge nose.
enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.
her 15 mins were up before they even started.
enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.
her 15 mins were up before they even started.
"is this chicken what i have? or is it fish? i know it's tuna...but it says chicken of the sea!"
*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!
*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!
by alissenn manssenn November 10, 2004