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shaving a snake

doing something that you know will not turn out well.
Bill: I heard tom was going to have sex with karen tonight.

Billy:doesn't she have an STD?

Bill:yeh, man he's totally shaving a snake.
by abeastnamedpoague March 6, 2010
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shming

Shming, shminging, shminged

1. An alternative for cursing
2. An amusing replacement for any swear word, or any Word to express emotion
"You little shming", "you're such a shming bag!",

"I'm so shminging happy"
by grabbelsdorf March 27, 2015
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Shingi

Another way of saying something is funny 🤣🤣
Haha that’s so Shingi !!
by I’m not a batty man December 21, 2019
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shingai

A Person Who is Brave, from the Shona Word Shingai
That Boy has real Shingai
by TheLastBOOMBOX April 8, 2020
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shingo

shingo isa lovely man whos birthdate is not that ofa backstreet boys age
he is the motherfucking king like oedipus
some say he also hasa good personality and good personal hygeine
long may he reign
shingo the badfaced man
by i am mariya August 1, 2004
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Shing Kung

He's the most perfect guy any girl could ever meet. He's insanely polite yet he has a fantastic sense of humor that can have you laughing for hours. He doesn't think of himself as anything special yet he's the type of guy that is a role model. Just being around him can make you feel nervous. He's nice to everyone including the people he doesn't like. He's asian, probably super hot, and has a six pack. He might not be that tall but he could still beat up anybody in a fight.
Girl 1: Shing Kung is so amazing...he's single right??
Girl 2: Well go talk to him and find out!
Girl 1: No! I don't know what I'd say!
by this is a username! July 1, 2011
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Shaving the Zebra

Sex act, BDSM related.

Dominant partner sufficiently restrains submissive partner, and proceeds to open their anus/vagina with a speculum. Tiny cuts are made all ove rthe inside with a razor blade, then the dominant partner ejaculates into the wounds.
So...you wanna come back to my place and shave the zebra?

Oh, no thanks, I'll stand...I've been shaving the zebra.
by Tits McGeek May 28, 2008
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