Horizontal Shuffle

Noun; the act of engaging in sexual intercourse, which is usually associated with two people laying on top of each other on a horizontal surface and engaging in rythmic sex screwing, which may or may not bear resemblance to a dance.

I asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the Horizontal Shuffle, she obliged and so I laid some serious pipe on that broad. I felt like Super Mario after I was done with her.

by Paul Pierre Toucher November 13, 2012

Put the iPod on shuffle

Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know.

1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.

Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!

2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."

by Cheffrey Snipes March 27, 2009

Blue Ball Shuffle

A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.

Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.

by TheDoc88 November 2, 2010

Wal Mart Shuffle

The act of getting to the bathroom while you're in Wal Mart, especially if you're far away from one.

Bobby had to poop, but since he was in housewares and the bathroom was all the way by the entrance, he had to do the Wal Mart Shuffle to get there,

by Leegin99 June 29, 2005

backdoor shuffle

Leaving any type of function, usually a party or get together with friends, without saying good bye. Often used to avoid staying out until 5 a.m.

Big Joe: I think Chuck Liddell is fighting tonight.

Andrea: Ask Dave, he would know.

Tucci: Good luck finding him, I think Dave pulled the ol' backdoor shuffle about 20 minutes ago.

by Dave B October 20, 2008

Snuggie Shuffle

The awkward dance that occurs while wearing a Snuggie. This is generally characterized by awkward walking, close to a shuffling motion, in which you are trying not step and fall like a complete idiot. It is also characterized by the occasional stopping to fix said snuggie from falling and making your Snuggie shuffle all the more awkward looking

Rita: Do you see Jack in his new Snuggie? Why is he walking like that?

Janet: Oh that? That's nothing. Jack is just doing the Snuggie Shuffle, because the novelty of wearing a Snuggie hasn't worn off yet.

by snuggieshuffler December 25, 2010

palm coast shuffle

First, poop on every piece of furniture you own.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.

City Furniture is having a big sale, I need new furniture because Tommy did the palm coast shuffle at my house.

by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007