Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.

I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.

by nsfwns February 20, 2013

Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.

Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack

by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013

shower master

An ugly brown fob kid that showers with men in the change room, even when a shower is not needed for his enlarged, and flabby body. When skyping or face timing this person, his camera is fogged up and seems to be in a showering environment.

Hey look! There's a shower master.

by humza freakin choudhary March 28, 2014

Shower on a stick

Deodorant, usually applied liberally to mask the accumulation of grime over the past few days.

Damn it! Stephanie is coming over in 5 minutes and I haven't bathed in a week! Thank goodness for the ol' shower on a stick!

by cripes February 20, 2009

Shower-sinking

When someone that has stayed at your home really wants to shower, but doesn't feel like making their way back home yet. So instead they decide to use a sink in your house just to wash their hair, so they can continue doing social things without having to look like a scumbag

Can also be preformed at your own home by yourself when you're either:
A. Straight up lazy
B. In a rush

Man.. I really want to shower but I'm too hungover to walk back to my house right now. Is it cool if I do some Shower-sinking in your kitchen?

by Jabuuu August 6, 2010

flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac October 31, 2008

Blatian Shower

When there is plenty of toilet paper but you get in the shower after taking a shit and fall asleep in your own feces immediately flooding the bathroom and/or house. Used frequently by none other than Blake "the car crasher" Johnson.

If I take a Blatian shower, I can clean my booty hole and the bathroom floor

by DDIII August 8, 2017