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The Shitztigators

1. The definition of a group of people who start shit and instigate events all in the persuit of making another become so depressed and broken they break into tears.

2. People who play "So you know how i know your gay?" until some one cries
You know how i know your gay?
How?
Because your dick taste like shit!

-From The Shitztigators
by The Shitztigators September 23, 2010
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Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.
"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
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joey schmitz

A hot and amazing person that you can love forever and never want to let them go
Dang that Joey Schmitz sure is great I would love to have him in my bed
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Jofit Shitzoo

A boy who struggles learning since he has no fucking brain cells and laughs like a decapitated dolphin.
“Why you being like Jofit Shitzoo...”
Cause I’m dumb as fuck
by Joelthecreatorotings March 1, 2019
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Big Shitz

Big Shitz or Shezz is a lame ass rapper, who suck at rapping and Producer con him into getting shity beats in return of big money
"what is this guy doing at shamaskaari"
"Big Shitz Pay my bills"
by binod_bhai June 29, 2021
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Apex Shitzu

A shitzu that doesn't have long foofoo hair and likes to fuck up other dogs because the only thing they understand is violence despite weighing in at a total of 9 lbs. Typically seen as a female alpha and may have a Mohawk or a extreme distrust of GSD's.
Damn, Rehmi really is an apex shitzu. Too bad she still has to hide from large birds and some cats.
by 69oyeahhhhh July 2, 2022
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clara schmitz

claka baka schmitz is a maneater who has all the sai kung girlies and men. she is v fashionable but might steal ur clothes if ur amber! she can also be known as baboobabee, clancy, or claki taki. shes really into minecraft too.
Gega: omg did you see that girl wearing that dream hoodie??
Oski: Ya i think that’s a clara schmitz
by sophie devlin November 5, 2022
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