shampow

To repeatitly punch a $1000 prostitute in the face who's biting your tongue and won't let go.

So how did you get her to let go?
SHAMPOW!!- she never saw it comin

by DickMagnet March 31, 2009

shampoop

When you take a crap, clean up, and then realize.. ugh, I guess I wasn't done after all. shit, wipe, repeat.

A: Dude, you OK? You were in there an hour.
D: Yeah, had a bad burrito for lunch. Had to shampoop 4 times!

by littlerabbit4 August 28, 2014

Shampooing

getting carried away having 'fun' in the shower by your self

sorry i was soo long i was busy shampooing

by Prosititue user November 19, 2009

Timolee Shampoo

A sex position when the male rubs his crap in his partners hair then lights it on fire. Then puts it out with his jizz

What George Burns did to Hillier Clinton, Timolee Shampoo

by Pablo Ortiz April 5, 2010

Shmaps

A friend with whom you trot the globe with.

Shmaps and I are going to Europe.

by mitpron July 16, 2009

Schmapter

erythang.~a word that that is advanced so far beyond language that it needs no definition. shcmapter is a word that can be interjected as a noun, verb, pronoun, or adjective. it was created to effeciently describe things and actions for people far more advanced in iteliegence and linguistic skills. However it also serves as a helping word for those who are not skilled in the art of articulation; also can be used when a word escapes your brain for the moment.

That meal was so delicious i could hit my mother with a schmapter.

Could i please have more schmap in my schmapter?

Hey, check out the schmapter on the hooker over there.

Oh Schmap.

by jonathon blaze January 1, 2007

SAMAP

An acronym for "Smoke As Much As Possible". The term was coined to describe the general attitude of people who don't smoke very often but plan on celebrating 4/20

Okay, today when I get off of work, I'm going to SAMAP until I go numb.

by no.puro April 21, 2009