Mom shelf

The flap of skin and/or fat on the lower abdomen that is made more prominent by a c-section scar; section of skin that is removed during a tummy tuck

Ugh, I can’t wear that dress you can totally see my mom shelf.

by The original flufferbutter June 17, 2018

Service Shelf

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.

Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.

by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer July 17, 2016

shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023

Bottom shelf deckie

A way to use a snus by putting the snus into your foreskin.

Have you ever tried a bottom shelf deckie?

by YVLdoja January 3, 2025

jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.

Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!

by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025

Shelfing

During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina

“Bro did you hit”
“Nah we just went shelfing”

by 69coochie-man69 October 4, 2021

Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022