Shebling

A baffoon who uses his dick for unsexual reasons. He bungles while eating stuff.

"Hey look at that guy, he's naked!"
"Yeah he's sheblinging"

by BoloVope February 10, 2025

Shebling

A baffoon who uses his dick for unsexual reasons. He bungles while eating stuff. A shebling also likes to cum inside dictionaries, in which he slurps and eats mangos after. Someone who is shebling is also poetic and has a weird affection to fat gamers, where "it" is very gay and fat.

"Hey look at that guy, he's naked!"
"Yeah he's sheblinging"

by BoloVope February 10, 2025

Sheating

The act of eating while taking a shit,

aka “eating while shitting”, or better put, “An immediate out with the old, and in with the new.”

A: “I love to sheat!”
B: “you love to shit?”

A: “No, I love sheating! Shitting while I eat!”
B: “You sicken me more and more everyday dude.”

by Captaincube January 21, 2026

Stealing jizz out of a used condom

And you're right anti-ghosting guy. It is like that.

Hym Iam "It's like stealing jizz out of a used condom what they are doing here."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2026

Stealing my ideas

I'm not letting him steal my ideas and call it competition and then walk away feeling like he won something. I don't care what happens is it isn't full credit and all of the proceeds. Not taking anyone to court. Not negotiating. You did not win anything you are not better than or equal to the inventor of artificial intelligence.

Hym Iam "And stealing my ideas doesn't make you anything. It isn't a battle. The people who stole it tell the truth or the kid dies. Not you recording me and drawing your own conclusions. You get THEM on camera saying that the ideas are mine and not theirs or get me on a platform where the pundit is fully prepared to give me the credit. But this is not going to work for whoever is doing it. I'm not spitting anything. And hurry it up."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2026

Sheelings

Feelings that women confuse with truth.

- you have been IGNORING me all day!
- no babe, I’ve been busy at work, stop projecting your sheelings on me

by Somepersononline543210 May 22, 2025

Stealing from me so that I have to work hard

When I actually don't.

Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025