shart

shitting and farting at the same time

I jest took a shart in the sink

by DiamondMF May 27, 2019

shart

a shart is when you strain a little bit to hard and crap usually leaving a skidmark throughout your undergarments. most oftenly done by retards

Man after i ate those beans last night i was shartin up a storm

by basshead1964 May 1, 2011

Sharted

The past tense word of Shit

" I just Sharted"

by DeltaStorm Raines August 7, 2013

[shart]

Gas with discharge

dude 1 :man i sharted?
dude 2: wtf is shart?
dude 1 : shart means i farted and shit came out

by cheew613 January 20, 2009

shart

a shart is a fart but you also make a little poopy poopy in your pants. i sharted once😍 sometimes the said shart is warm but sometimes its very very wet🙈 always wash your underwear after a shart and maybe shower! remember to shart on!!

ryland “omg what is that stinky stink smell??”
shane yaw “oh thats me i sharted oopies“
ryland “what the hell we are on my dead grandmothers couch”

by kyleyjennersstinkycoochie July 23, 2020

the shart

That which is almost, but not quite, "the shit." A runner up or close second, causing one to take notice, but not alter his or her life path in any significant or compelling way.

FAN #1: "Dude, that performance was the shart! I mean that christian rock band nailed it in a kind of...insignificant way.

FAN #2: "Yeah man. They WERE the shart: a little bit of this and a little bit of that, but not fully committed."

FAN #1: "Dude, sort of like the best of both worlds."

by Gern Blanceton March 2, 2010

shart

Farting when a little bit (or a lot) comes out.

We got kicked out of Red Lobster after grandpa loaded his pamper and sharted all over the wall.

by PistachioPond48 September 18, 2016