Sebastian

2018 crybaby world champion. Bigger baby than Clifford!

"Sebastian cries to much."
"Sebastian is always complaining. "

by Sean Paulo November 23, 2021

Sebastian

Some turds float some turds sink

Holy fuck, I didn’t know Sebastian was here

by Gnawedoff November 23, 2021

Sebastian

The coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Super smart, super creative, and super nice. He is passionate about his interests and creating. He loves to learn about and educate others about the obscure things he likes. He’s coolest

Omg you’re so smart and nice you must be a Sebastian

by No longer human November 23, 2021

Sebastian

an a**hole who cheats on his wife & then leaves her

"Have you seen Sebastian lately?"
"Yeah bro, I saw him with another random chick last night."

by keeleekiks November 23, 2021

Sebastian

That one guy you don’t talk about at the dinner table

(You):Hey you guys remember Sebastian … (other person):Woooooow this casserole is really good

by Cool kid down the street November 27, 2021

Sebastian

Sebastian is always a man with a particularly large head, and an idiot who scores own goals in soccer on his first game.

Sebastian sucks at soccer

by Juan Leon 69 December 8, 2021

Sebastian

Sebastian Is A Retarded Piece Of Shit Who Likes To Make Your Mom Jokes That Are Not Funny At All

Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass

Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You

by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021