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Sebastian 

Some turds float some turds sink
Sebastian by Gnawedoff November 23, 2021

Sebastian 

The coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Super smart, super creative, and super nice. He is passionate about his interests and creating. He loves to learn about and educate others about the obscure things he likes. He’s coolest
Omg you’re so smart and nice you must be a Sebastian
Sebastian by No longer human November 23, 2021

Sebastian 

an a**hole who cheats on his wife & then leaves her
"Have you seen Sebastian lately?"
"Yeah bro, I saw him with another random chick last night."
Sebastian by keeleekiks November 23, 2021

Sebastian 

(You):Hey you guys remember Sebastian … (other person):Woooooow this casserole is really good

Sebastian 

Sebastian is always a man with a particularly large head, and an idiot who scores own goals in soccer on his first game.
Sebastian sucks at soccer
Sebastian by Juan Leon 69 December 8, 2021

Sebastian 

Sebastian Is A Retarded Piece Of Shit Who Likes To Make Your Mom Jokes That Are Not Funny At All
Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass

Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You
Sebastian by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021