Sex 

Sex is like math.

You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.

Sam : I hate math
Thomas : Damn so you hate having sex?

Sex by HEYGETADAMNLIFEALREADY February 12, 2021

sex 

intercourse

shrex, dex, intercourse, sex

sex by veryhornyperson January 16, 2022

sex 

YOU SHOVE YOUR DICK UP A PUSSYHOLE AND SPERM COMES OUT LOTS OF IT AND THE FASTER YOU GO THE HARDER AND HORIER SHE GETS HER TITS WILL CREAM AND SHE WILL SCREAM DADDY FUCK ME AND THEN YOU CA TITFUCK HER AND SHE SUCK YOUR DICK OFF WHILE YOU FINGER HER PUSSY AND THEN YOU WANK OFF AND NUT IN HER MOUTH AND SHE WILL SWALLOW IT BABBY GIRL

i want to shove my dick in between your thighs up your pussy and into your urethra and cum all inside of you sexy massive tit prostitute, and then shove it into your mouth and then drag it all over your chest to in between your horny sharp titties and thrust up and down until your whole chest is covered in cum and your are wet and then ill fingerblast you and anal your asshole until you are screaming daddy fuck me ughhhhhhh and then ill nut in your face and you bit my dick and start sucking uncontrollably and it goes down your throat with cum still spraying out

sex by dicktionary up your pussyhole March 3, 2022

sex 

to have fun in bed

sex is so fun

sex by sex king in bed with condoms January 5, 2015

Sex 

Something you should wait for marige befour doing it

Im not going to have sex with her becouse we are not maried

Sex by [???????!????????] January 13, 2019

Sex 

bad, bad. don’t do that. you will get pregnant and die.

student: what if i want to have sex before i get married?

teacher: then i guess you’ll just have to be prepared to die.

Sex by john lemon February 18, 2019

sex 

When two people decide that they're horny and want to have sex. Sex can be 4 things:
1. When a man puts his penis into a girl's vagina.
2. When a man puts his penis into a man's butthole.
3. When two girls take a dildo and imitate 1.
4. Not technically sex but when a girl/man sucks on a man's penis.

One day as I was hanging out in my room, my boyfriend came in. "Hey babe." He said. "Hi." He walked over to my bed and sat down. "Listen, I'm hor-" I cut him off with a kiss. "Me too," I whispered. In a flash all of our clothes were of and in a pile on the floor. He and I had sex harder then ever before and afterwords I sucked him off.

sex by Caveflower November 2, 2014