shitting rainbows

The largest amount of homosexuality one being can poses.

Person: oh em gee Ryan is so hot!
Other Person: yeah to bad he's shitting rainbows gay...

by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015

Scotting

Male masterbation.A guy who is masterbating.

My ex-boyfriend was scotting while he was looking out the window at the neighbour sunbathing.

by Jeremy Cresswell November 15, 2007

scotting

The act of creeping, or being sketchy toward a female. Memorzing her schedule, randomly showing up in places that you expect her to be, lurking on lobbies or hallways because you like her.

Girl 1: Look there's tom!
Girl 2: That's the second time he's been the same place as me today!
Girl 1: Girl, he's totally scotting on you.

by alksfjdf May 3, 2009

Scroting

(v): The act of yelling at oblivious passerbys the name of male genitalia and observing their reactions. Usually this act is done in a car making getaways easy.

Whilst in the act of scroting:

Jon: Dude, you should totally scrot this old lady.

Chris: You got it... SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!

by deadwing2113 November 16, 2009

cheen screating

1. another way of saying "screen cheating" when you're dyslexic.
2. the reference to someone who cheats at halo multiplayer by looking at the other player's screen.

Dude would you quit cheen screating?

god dammit man stop it! you god damn cheen screater!

by BAlLZballZandmoreBaLLz June 21, 2009

Scrimming

The act of orally stimulating your partners rectum, while he or she is in the process of deficating. Commonly known as the combination term for skat and rimming.

1. "Spread, your gonna get scrimmed"
2. "I'd rather get caught scrimming my mother than....."
3. "Dude I totally got scrimmed last night", "did you kiss her afterwards?"

by flangelord March 27, 2009

shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.

Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.

by mintglow September 22, 2008