A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.
Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.
by Asaya October 24, 2018

When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins
by OG Zus August 18, 2025

A slutty woman, who is a hangs out with motorcycle / riding clubs, likes to claim she isn’t slutty but she will hop on anyone’s bike if they don’t kick her off.
Fred:”Holy shit bro, you see that chick over there?”
Jon:”Oh bro, you don’t want THAT scooter bunny, she rode everyone in the clubs bikes, and probably their ducks too!”
Jon:”Oh bro, you don’t want THAT scooter bunny, she rode everyone in the clubs bikes, and probably their ducks too!”
by Uncle Touchie October 4, 2021

A scooter is something you ride to travel around faster
Scooters is more than one scooter
A pro scooter is a scooter that is
made for tricks or stunts and in competitions
Scooters is more than one scooter
A pro scooter is a scooter that is
made for tricks or stunts and in competitions
by Icy 420 November 13, 2018

Skater: ‘hey I’m about to hit this no one go.’
Scooter: (thinking)‘I know I'm gonna go before him even though he called it.’
Scooter: (thinking)‘I know I'm gonna go before him even though he called it.’
by Scooters are big posers January 4, 2020

by #MicosoftScooter August 15, 2018
