schmitt

1. a softcore schmuck
2. a substitute word for shit

1. who you callin shmitt you schmuck?!
2. hey, you chicken schmitt!

by voodoogirl420 September 25, 2005

schitzapolaroid

When a person can be photographed one day and look fabulous then the next day they look like a bag of assholes.

Sara: look at these pics of sally she looks like a completly different person. really good in this one shocking in that one.

Jane: Yeah sallys a bit of a schitzapolaroid

by jayneybaybey March 26, 2008

hinker schmitzel

the act of messing up, Also used in a game of baseball while the pitcher is getting ready to throw the ball.

hunter said hinker schmitzel to mess me up the pitcher while bailey was hitting and michael was on second base to mess up the pitcher.

by michael flywell April 6, 2009

schnitz

to tattle to the moderator of an internet message board regarding a certain poster or thread when you are unwilling or unable to handle the situation yourself.

"______ schnitzed on me by emailing the mod."

by dave486 February 24, 2010

schnitzel

1. n Traditional Jewish poultry dish; chicken or turkey breast is pounded thin, breaded, and fried.
2. n, v When engaging in intercourse with a female on a beach or sandy area, the male withdraws his member, ejaculates on the female, and rolls her in the sand or dirt causing it to stick to her, much like a delicious breadcrumb coating might stick to raw chicken.

Yo I schnitzeled that ho, she was totally coated!

by vampirekilla April 22, 2008

schnitzel

A black persons term for German women

Hey did you see that schnitzel at the club?

by nerajn1 January 18, 2009

The Schnitz

Wienerschnitzel, Fast food franchise. Also refering to the bodily malady suffered after eating at said fast food franchise.

I got the schnitz from eating at the The Schnitz.

by simp June 21, 2007