Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

big fat salmon of knowledge

popularly known as fintan hamilton or the carhartt meuca, he is currently living in spain, in a town called Meucaland, where around a hundred meuques are around him every day. his big fat cock has become one of the most dangerous weapons nowadays.

this big fat salmon of knowledge screws meuques daily

by MeucHamilton January 24, 2023

Slammin The Salmon

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.

"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"

by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009

sammin

when youre just going with the flow and chillin. pronounced like "salmon"

-"yo, what up mang?"
-"not much man, just sammin it up over at dubR's place"

by Shakey Jake March 4, 2007

Salmon Kill

Verb, noun

To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.

Oh man, I just got salmon killed!

Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...

by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007

salmon splats

Diarrhea brought on by eating salmon.

“I didn’t want to stay for a drink because after dinner, I had a bad case of the salmon splats.”

by Trent E. Reilly July 10, 2018

Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020