Samplebombing

Gorging yourself @ a local grocery store by accessing free samples.

Billy was able to enjoy a free smorgasbord @ COSTCO by samplebombing.
Technique:
Compliment the sever on how lovely her hair net makes her look.
Guaranteed to increase sample portion size 9 out of 10 times.

Double dipping by palming or claiming multiple samples are required for your fictional family.

Circle and return after reversing hat/jacket or putting sweatshirt hood up/down.
Extreme samplebombers will boost hair colour and dye their hair in the washroom.

Sneeze and/or Cough on the sample platter and insist you eat em all.
"it would be criminal to throw them out with all the people starving in the world."

Or the "Full Monty" distraction of the server by pretending you are having an allergic reaction to the product. Flop around on the cold concrete. After she runs to get assistance reap your reward. Easy as picking up road kill.

Rookie Reminder:

1. Wear your larger waist size Kirkland Jeans.

2. Check out Abblebee's online to determine what samples are available @ COSTCO.

by sillybillyboy April 24, 2014

Samp-adder

A huge big poo . Usually has a bigger than normal girth and is more prevalent after eating a large amour of white bread or rice.

Im sure she just laid a huge samp-adder

by Kevineatseggs September 7, 2017

Sampson Tsai

Sampson Tsai (1954~2001) was a very famous dancer that is born in Taichung city, South Taiwan Nation and is known for showing off his sexual organs while he dances. He is known for his role as Roses in a tragedy stage show called "Titanfinica". The show is about the main male Jack Crano Wu III and female character Roses Head Dickerson . Falls in love with an ship called Titanfinica. After Titanfinica his fame increased a lot ,because he is the first stage show actor that play a role for female character

Sampson Tsai is a very famous dancer the death of him is a true tragedy.

by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 30, 2017

sample the sauce

Wherein one tastes their own jizz to make sure it is suitable for consumption by others.

"Hey bro, you sample the sauce today?"

"Yeah it tastes like pineapples today."

"Did you make him sample the sauce first?"
"No, I should have tho, it was pretty nasty."

by Pharmasee August 8, 2019

sampsonfamily5

a bot at fortnite with a stacked locker

OMG. Its a sampsonfamily5

by BOOOOOOOT October 18, 2019

Sampreeth

Person with this name looks very normal, but a very masterminded.
Luck is always with him, and when someone tries to bring them down, this person will alway grow. Little confused with their loved ones.

Has the ability to prove things right which are actually wrong. He's called Sampreeth

by Reallies November 22, 2021

sampoorna

the most AMAZING person you’ll meet. her beauty is sheer radiance. also SUPERRRRR quirky ;)

Boy: “Wow that girl is so pretty”
Friend: “DUHHHHHH it’s Sampoorna!”

by girlypops November 22, 2021