salty duck

placing a semen filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through anal intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to "quack" semen.

salty duck is very similar to felching. I gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!

by Dr. Felcher February 26, 2009

the salty spittoon

A popular club where all the toughest of the tough gather to commence in fights and parties.

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

by Hash slinging slasher! July 23, 2014

salty grundle

irritation of the grundle from saltwater exposure

After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

salty bishop

When, while sitting in a confession booth at church, the preist masturbates and hits you with a spray of seamen through the mesh screen window.

"dude, you are covered in cum, did you just come from church?!"
"yeah man, got hit with a nasty salty bishop!"

by Danevan July 28, 2008

salty sailor

old nautical: sailor who is experienced and thus encrusted with salt

the Salty Sailor knew his stuff.

by sdr123 October 9, 2008

Salty Parachute

When semen is ejaculated and floats gracefully towards the ground.

Usually performed from a height.

Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"

Guy 2: "No you didn't!"

by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018

Salty slutorious

It’s a mix of Jacob sartorius and sluts, this word is for people who are above and beyond saltiness.

“Damn why is kaedence so pissed, what's her problem”? she’s being a salty slutorious that’s what”

by Canigetahooiyahbaby November 2, 2018