Tater Salad

A comedic story told by Ron White

"They call me Tater Salad"-Ron White

by Joe C April 9, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

word salad

An incoherent jumble of words, normally refers to speech observed in schizophrenia.

"And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite that’s chokin’ on the splinters"

by typo December 28, 2004

jizz salad

when you jizz on a girls pussy and eat her out

Girl: I'm so horny!
Guy: I'll give you a jizz salad!

by hornyblvman August 1, 2010

Artichoke Tuna Salad

Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.

Man, I had a girl come over last night and her pussy tasted like artichoke tuna salad.

by Fiyahman887 May 14, 2009

That's what SANTA said

A variation of "That's what SHE said!" Much safer to use around the holiday season, as it's much more appropriate to say in front of your parents, or extended family.

Grandma: "I have so many presents to take home! I don't know how I'll fit them all into one sack!"

You: "That's what SANTA said!"

by Transformers3People0 December 27, 2010

Dutch Salad

(noun)

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver similar to the more commonly known 69. Two partners assume the 69 position but instead of stimulating one anothers genitals with their mouths, they instead perform mutual analingus.

Origin: The salad refers to "tossing one's salad," a euphamism for analingus or a "rim job." Dutch refers to "going Dutch," or "splitting the bill."

Perhaps we could return to your place and have a Dutch Salad?

by Kunning Linguist January 12, 2010