Root Suit

Any tight bikini or brief style swimming trunks worn by men. Different than anal floss, it is generally worn by hairy, overweight foreigners on American beaches.

what are all of these old German men in root suits doing on South Beach?

by Frank Brown April 7, 2008

suicide pact

a group of people swearing together to commit suicide - a way to yell to God "You cant fire me! I quit!

dude 1: im so depressed
chick 1: yeah me too
dude 2: lets make a suicide pact!
dude 2: lets drive off a cliff!
chick 1, dude 1: yeah man totally

by iamnotatoaster April 12, 2007

Italian suitcase

1) a plastic bag, paper bag, bowling ball bag, any bag or carrying device , etc. other than a suitcase used to carry something that you don't want someone else to see

2) a plastic bag with something in it

1) After Louie wacked out 'Vinny the rat', he couldn't just carry his body out to the car. He had to make a couple of nice Italian suitcases out of him.

2) After last night I couldn't let Lisa do the walk of shame across campus so I gave that bitch an Italian suitcase for her f-ing stuff.

by muffhead October 19, 2009

suisare

A party in the eyes and ears of the uninvited schmuck next door. Especially if the party is a source of annoyance to that person.

I'm so sick of my upstairs neighbor's suisares. This is an apartment building, not a college dorm!

by suisare crasher September 21, 2004

suitor

Someone who wants to marry someone.

The young, rich girl had many suitors, but had only one man on her mind for marriage.

by everyonessuitor May 20, 2008

birthday suit

one's bare skin (from the fact that a person would not have any clothes on the minute they were born)

I found it embarrassing for them to see me in my birthday suit.

by Light Joker August 3, 2005

monkey suit

slang word for a tuxedo

damn, wearing that monkey suit was hell....it was like 110 in the shade....that's the last time I get married in July!

by Hipster June 8, 2007