Stress

Any woman (Girlfriends)

Boyfriend: Can you please tell me what's wrong?

Girlfriend: No. I'm okay.

Boyfriend: *Clearly sees she be goin through some shit*

Also Boyfriend: *STRESSED*

Girlfriend: *Wondering why her boyfriend looks STRESSED*

Boyfriend: Don't look at me like that.

Girlfriend: Am I stressing you out?

Boyfriend: *Blank stare* Are you blonde?

by SageOfDemons May 25, 2024

Stress cuddling

It’s mean when you want to be romantic about it instead of saying suck my dick or let’s fuck … you say we about stress cuddle baby

Baby after work today we need to stress cuddle . Stress cuddling is romantic way of saying let have sex

by Yung tea September 25, 2023

stressed word

A word that is used way to much in a sentence like way to much

guy 1: Hey bro I'm going to tell you a cool story its going to be so cool it blows your mind ok ready to here this very cool story its so cool

Guy 2: cool was a stressed word in that sentence

by Alexa 44 July 12, 2021

Stress-love

A love that is the more epic live but so stressful at the same time. A love where one minute you’re smiling over the thought of them and the next your thinking “Do they love me or do they just feel bad?”

Girl 1: “ so how’s your relationship?”
Girl 2: “ it’s stressful but so amazing at the same time!”
Girl 1: “ Oh stress-love.”

Girl 2: “yeah.”

by That Sad Girl:( July 2, 2021

Stressed

Hey bae, you are strong enough. Please don’t give up and just keep going and keep going! You are almost there, bae! It’s okay to fail. It’s okay to make mistake. This is the process for you to achieve what you want. Trust me, you are almost there. In the end, you will rest and be satisfied with the achievements you have achieved. Just keep going and make yourself proud. Fighting!!!

If you are stressed, please read this :)

by Cokooknut December 3, 2021

post dramatic stress disorder

Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".

I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!

by QuacksO November 17, 2019

stress-af

while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help

Oh god, this is stress-af.

by adenHo August 28, 2022