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Spicy Turkey

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.
I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.
by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019
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Spicy octopus

When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril
“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”
by JB707 February 25, 2021
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Spicy Scoots

When you have the scoots (diarrhea) and it burns your assole and the area aroudn your asshole. Usually suffered after eating spicy foods or drinking too much.
Jeb: Hey Mark, why are you walking so wierd?
Mark: I just had a bad case of the spicy scoots and my ass burns like a motherfucker!
Jeb: Oh man, thats too bad!
by Johnny99112 March 28, 2011
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Spicy Freedom

The freedom your pitts get after wearing Old Spice Komodo.
Person A: Man your pitts smell like exoctic winds and spicy freedom.

Person B: Yeah, i'm using Old Spice Komodo
by Spicyfreedomsexmonkey July 9, 2011
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Spicy tongs

A dildo boiled or heated up for increased pleasure.
Man, that girl loves her spicy tongs!
by ytinamorBehT October 24, 2011
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A Spicy Elton

A sex act in which the receiver gets fisted and then shaken with said fist
I heard that Crystal gave Andrew a Spicy Elton yesterday
by H. Scorpio July 19, 2023
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Spicy Cowboy

The act of a red bearded man in a Cowboy hat walks by and sticks his finger in you ass and smells it just to get his rocks off!
This man gave me a spicy cowboy and smelled his finger!
by 090iop January 10, 2020
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