spec'd out

Highest (and usually the costliest) variant of any particular device, like a laptop, mobile phone etc.

I bought the spec'd out 16" Macbook Pro

by skulleagle September 8, 2020

Specimen

A being that is not quite human. He/she usually goes against all social norms, and constantly questioned for everything they do by society. Specimens minds work in strange ways, such as acting like they might have turrets, ADHD, and schizophrenia all at the same time. They might be one of the weirdest creations on Earth, but are extremely entertaining to watch.

Yo why tf is Ellie singing Tik Tok songs to herself in the corner? Such a specimen....

by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020

Hong Kong Special

A relatively inexpensive no-frills item of oriental origin. Quite often found on Ebay or other lower-grade 'marketplace' shops these items are the Van Damme of the electronic world.

"ooooOOOH RIGHT!...Marked up as 'Gift Item', no import tax for me"

"That dudes as tight as a fishes arse, he's got through three phone batteries already this month, maybe he should layoff them hong kong specials!"

by rarganCCS January 26, 2010

Cleveland Doggie Bag Special

The leftover shit saved from a cleveland
steamer scrapped up and put into a doggie
bag for later consumption.

Freddie enjoyed Harolds cleveland steamer
so much he felt inclined to order a
Cleveland Doggie Bag Special to go!

by streetwhiz April 11, 2009

AFF spec

Short for "australian ford forums specification" which basically means very crap, or used to describe someone who has done something bad to you for no reason.

"Dude, check out my painted dash and neonz"

"OMFG...get rid of that!!! So AFF spec!"

Or:

"Dude, why would you root my girlfriend? That's AFF spec man"

by Rollin40 May 29, 2008

Specific Dick

The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:

S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume

Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:

Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness

Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:

Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic

The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:

S.D <1

Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always

Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."

by db97 March 31, 2010

special k walk

when you get so fucked up on ketamine that you dont know where you are, dont remember how to use your limbs, and talk constantly about priests abusing small children. the special k walk is a short stutter which ends up in either people hysterically laughing or you realizing that you are sprawled out in the middle of a tennessee field and dont know how the fuck you got there.

B "Holy fuck, Tim is tripping hard on special k"
D "Yeah hes fucked up"
C "Tim, do the special k walk for us"
T "JIGGA"

by HARDMB June 17, 2010