Southern surfer

Anyone from the South who espouses views making one wonder what their drug of choice is on any particularly given day. The description itself could mean the victim suffered a blow to the head while surfing one day, rendering him/her incapable of stimulating academic discussions.

Someone who parrots an unproven theory, like trickle down economics, without analyzing its effects has suffered from being a southern surfer.

by ParalegalHottie June 12, 2011

Southern Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob with chew in her mouth.

(At a redneck party)

Guy 1: Would you let that girl suck your dick?
Guy 2: Gross dude, she's got a dip in her mouth.
Guy 1: Wouldn't be my first Southern Blowjob.

by Junkyard Dogs October 3, 2012

Southern Hospitality

to invite one into your home, learn all you can about that person, then try your hardest to destroy that person because you're so unhappy with yourself and your own life that it's all you can do to make yourself momentarily happy.

Woman: You should come over to our house after service for some good old fashioned southern hospitality!
Young couple: We'd love to!
Woman later: She had a child out of wedlock and he's Asian! Tisk tisk, what has this town come to...

by anonymous987357 December 6, 2011

southern gentleman

A man who goes down for cunnilingus on a woman first. Thus he "goes south" to ensure the woman orgasms first. As a gentleman should.

Girl: he was a total southern gentleman. I came twice then he sung me "ring of fire."

by illegally_blonde April 20, 2015

Southern Halo

Anus. Specifically the rectum of a black magick occult practitioner, a dark coven participant or member of a hardcore metal band.

Q: Why did you name your doom metal band "Southern Halo"?
A: I was inspired by the ultra-low frequency sine waves that emanated from my anus during ritual sacrifices.

by JAbstract October 22, 2011

southern squat

When the rear of the truck sits lower in the rear. Usually in southern Kentucky, Tennessee , and South Carolina. It's a new fad growing fast among the younger generation.

He's got the southern squat going on with that rig.

by Drwathen February 27, 2014

southern ricer

A southern ricer is a person who owns a pickup truck on lifted suspension and rediculous rims (usually Fuel rims). This person also has a large, loud, and most of the time cheap exhaust.

That F-150 driver is definitely a southern ricer, just listen to his exhaust!

by Starlord April 18, 2017