bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.

Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.

by Zizzle January 4, 2007

smastermurder

butchering someone while they are still living and then using thier own intestinal byproducts to end their worthless existance and waste of my resources.

god knows how many people from shadle i have smastermurdered.
fucking bitch ill smastermurder you.

by davidwating October 9, 2003

smashed pineapple

As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.

No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!

by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006

smashed butterfly

A very ugly vagina.

Am not goin near that thing, it's a smashed butterfly

by 0-0-7 October 24, 2009

Happy slasher

A professional self harmer

Look at her arms..she's a happy slasher

by Manic Manda September 28, 2016

sasher

It's what i call my friend, a cool person named sasha or alex

"watup sasher"

by LL April 26, 2004

smashed

to do someone

ooo, i wanna smash that girl

by quoopy April 19, 2003