Slap Nancy

Nancy was English slang for 'buttocks' in the 1800s, but by the turn of the century the description changed to "face of an effeminate (Nancy) or gay man". Variations include nancy boy and nance. So the phrase is used when someone looks like a spanked bum, all red and embarassed.

"Whats wrong? Your face looks like a Slap Nancy!"

by Thenamesbanana September 3, 2009

Slap the ham

Masturbate

Similar to Beat your meat

I'm going to go slap the ham

by Catsh!t June 23, 2019

Slap Your Younger Sibling Day

On October 4th, anybody who has a younger sibling can slap them, and they cannot fight back, cry, or complain. They must accept the slap.

Older brother: Hey, guess what?
Younger brother: What?
Older brother: It's Slap Your Younger Sibling Day!
Younger brother: Fine, you can slap me.

by delta! October 3, 2021

Slap Ass Friday

When girls get slapped in the butt by guys. Every Friday it is scheduled. A day when people can slap other people's butts. Girls can slap guys' butts too. Some people do enjoy this day. But it must be very painful for some girls, though.

Today, I noticed it was Slap Ass Friday. I spotted my crush of three years. And As I walked down the hall, I spotted him. Then, I passed by and I quickly slapped his bum with hard, heavy pressure. I could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. It was great pleasure to do that. He blushed as I gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.

by I<3Sgt.Frog July 15, 2010

slap the cat

Sex. To hit the pussy.

I told my old lady that I wanted to slap the cat tonight.

by Sledgehammer October 9, 2004

slap bag

The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.

I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.

by TheSlapBag June 6, 2016

slap baby

Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.

He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.

by Clara Clayton July 21, 2016