This is a physical diss for all girls who have muffin tops. You approach one of these unfortunates from behind (for those more daring, or rather semi-retarded, you can advance from the front) and with both hands slap her muffins. After you have properly abused your victim, it is best to make a quick getaway and shout from the top of your lungs, "MUFFIN SLAP!!"
by Hannah H. April 29, 2006
Get the muffin slapmug. by LP Dynasty October 12, 2014
Get the Slap Assmug. by Johnny B. Bloc February 9, 2010
Get the Fire Slapmug. If you are scrubbed into a surgery and it comes to light that you have made a very large mistake in patient management, the attending surgeon may "sterile slap" you. A sterile green towel is placed on your head and the attending slaps you with his hand. This technique maintains the sterile field.
Jon got sterile slapped by Dr. Mutumbo when he found out that he forgot to check the patient's blood work before he scrubbed in.
by drwmutumbo October 24, 2009
Get the sterile slapmug. by Kachigga my wigga August 2, 2020
Get the Sanny Slapmug. by Phonebooth Lynn April 25, 2014
Get the zen slapmug. To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.
(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
by ARLM September 19, 2010
Get the Slap and Napmug.