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muffin slap

This is a physical diss for all girls who have muffin tops. You approach one of these unfortunates from behind (for those more daring, or rather semi-retarded, you can advance from the front) and with both hands slap her muffins. After you have properly abused your victim, it is best to make a quick getaway and shout from the top of your lungs, "MUFFIN SLAP!!"
Girl: (crying) I totally just got muffin slapped!
by Hannah H. April 29, 2006
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Slap Ass

A guy who was born to catch pop flys and say slap ass every single time he slaps ass!
Hey nice dingger Slap Ass
by LP Dynasty October 12, 2014
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Fire Slap

To slap excessively hard usually induces crying and a change of color in skin of victim(s)
J: He slapped me as hard as he could.

B: You got fire slapped.
by Johnny B. Bloc February 9, 2010
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sterile slap

If you are scrubbed into a surgery and it comes to light that you have made a very large mistake in patient management, the attending surgeon may "sterile slap" you. A sterile green towel is placed on your head and the attending slaps you with his hand. This technique maintains the sterile field.
Jon got sterile slapped by Dr. Mutumbo when he found out that he forgot to check the patient's blood work before he scrubbed in.
by drwmutumbo October 24, 2009
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Sanny Slap

When the homies put too much sanitiser on their meat and they need to slap it off
I'm finna sanny slap you later tonight ;)
by Kachigga my wigga August 2, 2020
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zen slap

A sudden revelation that changes one's whole perspective of an idea or subject
Colorizing a photo of the Hindenburg was a zen slap, making the incident shockingly more real.
by Phonebooth Lynn April 25, 2014
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Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.
(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
by ARLM September 19, 2010
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