smeat smut

The true name for a Bacon and Egg McMuffin.

"Yeah mate, could I please have a large smeat smut combo with a short black?"

by 186 October 23, 2009

meat sheath

for covering your man meat

billy "hello there tommy how long have you had that attractive meat sheath?"
tommy "oh we have been dating for 3 weeks"

also known as a woman

by syst3mzero November 15, 2005

Schmeat

Schmeat
A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a firefighter it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with that fireman’s schmeat in here

by Ledantarious IV June 17, 2020

shmeag

a cigarette, or the act of smoking a cigarette

yo dog, you got shmeags?
sup, lets go shmeag.
damn, i need to go get some shmeags.
what u do last night?-just sat around, shmeaged

by Jordandg January 6, 2008

shmetarded

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007

peep sheath

Sunglasses or any other eye wear.

"I lost my peep sheath again"

by sparksneon January 14, 2007

shmea

another way to say nah. to reject a person and let them no they are wrong

u think mike piazza is straight....shmeaaa

by machi greens April 5, 2004