dance the mad shitter

when you really need to shit and your running to the toilet, but you is tryin to hold it in so you are kinda straining which causes walkin/running funny in a kinda dance-like way. which is what we call the dance of the mad shitter.
causes include mum's caserole, prunes, curry.
normally occurs when one has the runs.

i need a shit so bad i could dance the mad shitter from devon to dundee

by Dances with wolves September 23, 2006

critter in the shitter

When you drop a deuce and find a living critter in the toilet, post bowel movement.

After Matthew went the bathroom and I walked in, I was startled to see a critter in the shitter.

by g3money September 24, 2011

shitter

Alternative name for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" and "Shithouse".

Hmmmmm... nice shitter. Is that a bidet ?

by Pabski July 12, 2003

Mad Wicked Shitter

Describing something so exciting, it is unexplainable.

Unbelievable. Beyond comprehension.

I had a good time last nite.

Yeah Bill, that party was 'Mad wicked shitter'.

by Drew Dilla December 7, 2006

minge-shitter

Someone who excretes solid waste out of their vagina

A: "Did you just shit out of your minge?"
B: "Yeah."
A: "Minge-shitter."

by Jesuses May 19, 2007

day-shifter

A very ugly lady.A term that stems from the Amsterdam red light district .Anyone who has ever browsed the shop windows will notice a marked difference in quality depending on the time of day that the young lady is working .

Was it you I saw leaving the party with that day-shifter?
What is your major malfunction ?

by Bob the Balleen January 17, 2008

Shiester

a shiester is a person who is shiesty - or low-down and dirty.
Probably someone you'd smack with a concrete c*ck, if you could.

"That shiester just left a buttery dollar in my yard."

by Kate Wu January 5, 2008