Scottish Beyonce

A funny nickname for Lewis Capaldi.

“Lewis Capaldi calls himself the Scottish Beyonce”

by Tommohoranstyles June 27, 2023

Scottish Cowgirl

When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.

Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”

by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017

Scottish Hotdog

A Scottish Hotdog consists of two people engaging in sexual activities, where one gets a little hungry and decides to place a bratwurst ever so delicately in the buns of their partner, and proceeds to eat it like a hotdog. Yummy.

Hey Tula you ever gotten a Scottish Hotdog? Ask Alix, he is an expert on Scottish Hotdog's, Louisiana Wiener Dogs and Blumpkins!

by Yunamonayori August 13, 2025

scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

Scottish christmas

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out

Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas

by Meathole69 October 5, 2018

Scottish Soak

When you soak but rather than a bed shaker one performs a Scottish jig to shake the bed

OMG did you hear that Stephanie got Scottish soak(ed) last night??

by Roommate sleeper March 26, 2024

Scottish wave

When a man pulls down his pants and flaps his penis side to side at a person or persons.

After taking 7 shots, he gave us the old scottish wave before leaving the bar!

by Romeo85 December 16, 2023