Scottish family

Usually a family very close either living in Scotland or separated across the world. Full of energetic drunks warriors, the most mental people you will ever meet.

That Scottish family who live 5mins away, they’re absolute raj.

by Rajie December 19, 2022

Scottish Puddin' Pop

When you manage to get cheddar cheese on your banger and mash up in yer arse hairs.

ACH! I fell down on ma five guys and gave meself a Scottish Puddin' Pop!

by Anonymous12940876 November 14, 2023

Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.

David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."

by xxracth54xx February 06, 2025

Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.

I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals

In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.

by Yiteziah April 29, 2021

Scottish Beyonce

A funny nickname for Lewis Capaldi.

“Lewis Capaldi calls himself the Scottish Beyonce”

by Tommohoranstyles June 27, 2023

Scottish wanker

its a red hairy guy who asks girls for their personal info and wanking to small girls

tyler you scottish wanker

by tyler downs December 02, 2019