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Quantum Science

NOT a fucking roblox group. Its the study of area of study about information science related to quantum effects in physics.
Dave: "hey is that the quantum science public discord"
John: "no this is a fucking book on the study of quantum science you sodding tic tac."
by Excerain November 23, 2020
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Earth Science

Earth Science is the subject that nobody and I mean nobody likes. Instead everyone is on their phone, asleep, or they don't give a shit. Earth Science is usually taught by a teacher who thinks it is the most important thing ever needed when in reality you don't need it to complete anything in life. For homework usually you get 4 packets for homework and it is all due next class. No one loves earth science and those who say they do are lairs and you should never trust them
Ex 1:
Billy: Oh shit, I forgot to do my Earth Science homework!
Sarah: Don't worry, no one gives a shit about that class
Ex 2:

Billy: Shit we have fucking earth science
Sarah: here is a gun, you know what to do
by Rocketshroom February 16, 2018
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rock science

The top science which you choose in the HSC if you want to learn about The Rock as well as learn bits of physics, chemistry and biology. Otherwise known as Earth & Environmental Science it is a subject where you catch up with the latest gossip in the school, vent all your frustrations and do your online shopping.

Field trips include dumpster diving at school to learn about waste management, swimming in the creek, attending climate protests and going on trips to Hawaii and Vegas if your teacher is rich enough to own 3 investment houses. If she owns less then a trip to Uluru would suffice.
Stanley: I heard there's beef in the staffroom
Rock Science Teacher: Beef is unsustainable.

Stanley: I need to take a shit
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: You don't need to tell me!
Stanley: I'm gonna need wipes.
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: Wipes kill the environment!
Stanley: hELLo MS MeAd dO yOu HaVE aNY WiPes?
by lord_dingleberry September 14, 2019
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I believe in Science

The religious saying of someone who worships the Lord anyone who proclaims to be a "Scientist" and follows the religion of Science accepting all its dogmas without questions.

The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.
I’m going to stop farting to stop climate change, I believe in Science

I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates

I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science
by J B10 May 15, 2021
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troll science

Troll Science or Troll Physics is a way to piss off anal science people by using commonly known science theories and twisting them into senseless money making / world changing / problem solving ideas that can only be known as trolling. Followed by a taunt to a known figure of that subject.
Science: A source of clean energy to fuel cars is not yet found.

Troll Science: Simply place a magnet in front of cars with a magnet in front of it (use additional magnets for additional speed) Clean energy found! Sell patent right to all car company and make infinite money, solve Global Warming. U jelly, Henry Ford? Problem, Al Gore?
by CSCC January 26, 2011
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brain science

Noun

A portmantaeu or blend compound noun denoting general srudy of the brain and how it functions. The word is usually employed as an alternative to "rocket surgery."
"Opening blister packs of refrigerated lunch meat has always been brain science for the average Joe."
by Neil Ogism March 5, 2008
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dumb shit science

Let’s go do some dumb shit science, aye?
by Jallaee April 20, 2019
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