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The New School

Hogwarts, but with eight houses.
It was The New School First Year Sorting.

An Asian girl in a sleek, black coat she made herself put on the hat and sat down. A moment's pause -

"PARSONS!" shouted the hat.

A boy lugging a huge cello and large stack of sheet music (containing his own compositions, of course) came next.

"MANNES!" shouted the hat again."
by UnionSquarez August 8, 2009
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ukulele screamo

One of the most accurate ways of describing twenty one pilots' music, although they really don't have a genre. It is a mix of screaming/screamo and ukulele playing.

If you would like an example, listen to the albums Vessel and Blurryface or any acoustic version on YouTube. They will bless your ears.
How would you describe tøp's music?
Ukulele screamo.
by sitinsilence October 2, 2016
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School

A place where all traces of creativity and independent thought of children are destroyed in order to turn them into cold, bitter adults working minimum wage because they spent too much of their youth trying to enjoy life instead of tediously studying subjects that they will not remember by the age of 21. If any child refuses to do the work and/or go to school, their parent/guardian is punished for it and the child is labeled with some sort of psychiatric disorder which may or may not be present. The schedule is ingeniously designed to slowly force kids to wake up earlier and earlier as they grow older to deteriorate their physical and mental health to the point where they cannot even concentrate on the work given to them to ensure that they will do poorly on tests and have to repeat the same courses. There is usually a long, useless paper assigned in at least two classes at a time throughout the school year along with daily homework to keep the students working at home to make sure that they will not have any personal life whatsoever. These said papers usually involve doing tons of research on an inflexible subject that require the gathering of large amounts of facts that have already been collected by scientists in the past. These papers must have very specific citations. If one period, comma, or letter is missing in a citation, the paper will receive a 0% regardless of content.

In other words, torture.
Student A: I hate school.

Student B: Yeah, what time is it? I want to get out of here so I can do something productive that I actually care about.
by ASAFdfasfsaasd February 22, 2010
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National Skip School Day

Everyone december 2 everyone will skip school on this day.
Sammy: are you going to school on December 2?
Kaelei: Hell no. Everyone is skipping because it’s national skip school day
by Thethicccgirllll November 1, 2019
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citrus scale

One of the ways to rate fanfictions. The citrus scale goes: orange, lime, lemon, and grapefruit. Though some people add other fruit in, it is mainly just those four.
Orange: Sort of the equivalent of PG-13. Doesn't really get beyond kissing
Lime: less explicit than a lemon, but still has sexual content. Characters do not have sex in a lime, but it is pretty close.
Lemon: Probably the one you will hear of the most. The characters in a lemon have s-e-x
Grapefruit: This one has two definitions. One is a really weird lemon or lime. The other is non-consensual sex. The second definition can be written as g-rape-fruit sometimes.
Pie1: hey, what is that story pie3 is writing on the citrus scale?
Pie2: errr...lime
Pie1: WHY NO LEMON
Pie2: you're weird....
by icecreamistasty February 22, 2015
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scott hill

Designer and creator of the S.A.R.A.H. computer program. Also the leader of the SCR Empire.
Scott Hill is one of the nicest people you will meet. Find out more at SCRNETWORK.com
by Scott210 October 30, 2013
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Tom Scott

A person who looks 20, 30, 40, 50 and 60 year old at the same time.
Girl : Babe, how old do you think I look in this dress?

Guy : You look the same age as Tom Scott.

Girl : ...
by mottocs September 12, 2021
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