Road runner syndrome 

WHEN YOU BEAT YOUR DICK AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

Dude, that Road runner syndrome really did a number on my cock, and hand

Road runner syndrome by Lucia Queena February 8, 2021

pulled a runner 

Leaving a job without giving any notice

"Where's Bill? I haven't seen him all week"
"Didn't you hear? He pulled a runner, and nobody knows where he is"

pulled a runner by blorb July 22, 2014

Homestar Runner 

Pale-faced goofball. Wears a beanie and a red shirt with a white star on it. Is stupid,but means well. Star of "homestarrunner.com". Has a speech impediment.

What?

Homestar Runner by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003

Homestar Runner 

Poster boy for the Special Olympics

Homestar runner makes you laugh at his stupidity and charmed by his personality.

Homestar Runner by Brian April 17, 2003

road runner 

An Internet Service Provider that services most of the United States and even parts of Newfound Land. Like AOL and Earthlink, Road Runner is owned by the evil giant corporation Time Warner. Most of its customers are not bright enough to know how to use their own Internet service and end up calling Internet Technicians like myself.

Man I got this Road Runner thing cause my friend said it was the cool thing to do. I have no idea what it does though. Instead of learning myself, Im going to be a lazy fool and call Technical Support.
*Bong* Time Warner Jackson *Bong*

road runner by Kev23 September 28, 2005

road runner 

Term for shitty wannabe guitarists who choose to play easy music, such as teddy geiger, that involves nothing but chords and strumming. Your typical road runner will often try to play this music for girls to make himself look talented and get laid. While many girls dig road runners, they are amongst the least respected and most disliked guitarists.

Guy 1:"Steve look at kev, what a road runner with his lil bag, going around playing his music''
Guy 2: "yeah what a schmuck, is not cool man *plays teddy geiger*
Guy 1 :"oh steve not you too..."

road runner by John_Theodore_Gayger September 5, 2008

homestar runner 

He is TOTAL CRAP. Crappity crap crap, that is what he is. Now where is Strong Sad?

Homestar runner is TOTAL CRAP.

homestar runner by Strong Bad May 7, 2004