Rowland

a person who cannot speak without riddling. Frequently forming sentences that appear to not make sense. throwing words in a random oder, for the listener to try and put together in a way that makes sense.

Usually found in the strip clubs of The West Midlands (UK) , mumbling non-sensical sentences and vybing out to Celine Dion.

That guy makes no sense, he's gone the Full 'Rowland'

by Hy6781 August 24, 2017

Rowan

A shirt guy who needs glasses and likes a lot of porn. He is way to open and has a hard time letting go.

Rowan is nasty.

by Thematrix619 July 11, 2018

Rowan

Probably a fucking dumbass who lies to his friends to stay home and do nothing ...

P 1:Bruh did u see Tyler at the party??

P2:Nahh that man was being a “Rowan”....

P1:Ahhh shit fuck dat man

by rowanabitchassniggeh November 21, 2019

Rowan

Rowan is not only the most annoying person in the world, but also thinks she’s the shit. She goes to a rich public school has 2 brothers and likes or believe everyone likes her. But In reality she is a basic bitch with a fat ass who will never be liked, she dates guys with name like “John Marvan” one thing you might want to know about Rowan is that she has cheated on 3 boys, she has pepperoni nipples the size of the moon. She thinks she has all of theese freinds but her only friends hate her. So do all of here teachers

Rowan Green is the biggest wanna be in the world
What a faggot

by We hate wms February 28, 2019

Rowan

A stupid whore who doesnt want to work as a team and smelles like a horses butthole. He seems likr a dickweed and looks twice as ugly.

Guy:is today a day?
Guy 2: your such a Rowan
Guy:whats that?
Guy 2: let me explain

by Dank guy on white October 28, 2019

Rowan

The stupidest person ever. Always gets in the way and is a control freak. An asshole who uses blame words that can hurt your feelings.

Hey have you seen that dude rowan?
He’s the stupidest person in the 7th grade!

by Not Jettson March 5, 2020

Kelly Rowland

Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.

Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.

Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.

by 420 praise it November 20, 2016