cockblock

its anything u want it to be really
an insult, exclamation of surprise..whatever

u stuipd fuckin cockblock!

by maumau and yearno November 10, 2003

Rock Block

When you try to get into a sold out concert but are denied. Punned form of cock block.

Man, we tried to get in to see The Blow but we were rock blocked.

by Chris Pez September 6, 2007

Cockblock

A man who farms chickens for a living

I am so hungry I could just go buy some chickens from the cockblock down the street.

by Elsaraness October 30, 2011

Mexican-Roadblock

When after having sex with a mexican, you're feeling so patriotic you get up and build a wall between the two of you.

I finally got in with that latina chick at the bar last night. I was so in love with America afterwards that I built a wall to keep out foreigners.

Dude, you built a Mexican-Roadblock.

by rollingburrito August 30, 2016

cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.

he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.

by robin allen October 22, 2003

roadblock

A fat person who gets in your way and is so fat that you can't get around him/her.

1. Damn it! That Kevin's 340-pound body is obstructing my path in the junk food aisle, I can't even squeeze past that fatass roadblock without abandoning my shopping cart!

2. One of my store managers, Johnathan, was trying to get into the receiving part of the store and he tried to push past the carts, dollies, and pallet jacks that were in his way, complaining, "Man it's like a ROADBLOCK here!!!"

by al833zy October 9, 2011

cockblocker

One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.

I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.

by Pottsy November 17, 2004