Roblox is a game for kids who didn'
t hit puberty yet, or a game for your local pedophile to get turned on and shove blocky bodies in each other to simulate
sex. But
don't worry because kids can get into that action too. Your local elementary school probably has kids that play roblox. You know what makes those kids special??? AUTISM. Roblox players have autism and Telomon himself said it.
Reporter: Telomon. You made smash hit roblox in
2004. Has the people on it become more annoying?
Telomon: Heh, Smash hit, THATS WHAT I DID TO YOUR
MOM.
Reporter: Erm. Okay. This is the end of the interview. Back to you
Tom.
6 Year Old: Hey do you have Roblox?
Other 6 Year Old: Yah. Why?
6 Year Old: Cause I wanna fuck you in Roblox.
Other 6 Year Old: Well lets do it baby.
(They proceed to their bedrooms and
tell their brothers/sisters to get off the tablet cause it is their turns) (The
6 Year Olds start having
sex.)(Very high pitched moaning noises can be heard from the 6 Year Olds rooms and from their
dad's bedrooms.)