campbell river no longer the “salmon capital of the world” more like beauty capital of the world where the boys rip the bong, breeze, and pack fat lips. Not much to do here, but party, smoke weed, and bang pucksluts. Where the girls drink half a Palm Bay and are shit faced and just wanna fuck then use “i was drunk” as an excuse for not being called a slut.
by Cr boys October 23, 2018
Get the Campbell Rivermug. a small city with a few churches, Gas stations and bars. Nothing else. It is approximately 1 square mile and some how has 10,000 residents. Its public school system is corrupt and screws the intelligent kids. and When ever someone says thats where they grew up, They die a little inside. Its is just a suburb of Detroit.
Hey, I'm from River Rouge. Theres nothing to fucking do, I cant get a job anywhere, almost every other house on my block is a slum, and the school put me in special ed over my calculus class. This fucking sucks, I'm going to Sandusky Ohio.
by Atlas V. Flyer October 18, 2008
Get the River Rougemug. Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
by Bigjib February 6, 2020
Get the Carrot Rivermug. 
I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.
by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016
Get the River Titsmug. by Campminihaha August 22, 2017
Get the River Dickmug. Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.
Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.
Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.
Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011
Get the River puppiesmug.