A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.
Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?
John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?
John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.
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A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.
Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.
Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.
1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.
2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."
2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."
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Oskar: "No don't be a Retard7 Henry"
Henry: *cries in despair*
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1. Either takes abotut 20 minutes to decided on one movie choice.
2. Does not know how to use the Redbox machine and takes about 20 minutes to figure it out.
3. Keeps insisting that a movie is available when Reedbox says its not available.
1. Either takes abotut 20 minutes to decided on one movie choice.
2. Does not know how to use the Redbox machine and takes about 20 minutes to figure it out.
3. Keeps insisting that a movie is available when Reedbox says its not available.
Lynn: Jim, did you get the movie i wanted to watch from the Redbox?
Jim: No, there was a Redbox Retard trying to decided a movie and the line was starting to warp around the builiding.
Jim: No, there was a Redbox Retard trying to decided a movie and the line was starting to warp around the builiding.
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