Research

To watch youtube videos made by some self-appointed, conspiracy of the month guru, that align with your already fantastical world view. The closer these videos are to what you already believe the better and any divergence in thought is viewed with deep suspicion. Reading actual scientific papers and websites is never research since they may contain weird symbols known as math (most likely is some kind of satanic script) and everyone knows all scientists work for the Illuminati anyway.

I researched flat earth enough to know it is true and you're not going to convince me otherwise.
Look, bro, all I'm asking is that you do the research yourself. I'll send you some youtube vids.

by ClearZ June 18, 2020

Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.

"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."

by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

thumb rests

Those hot little dimples that girls with nice bodies have above their asses. So named because of their use when giving it to a girl from behind.

"God damn, look at the thumb rests on that one. I can only imagine what doggystyle sex would be like with her."

by Snodfrey February 15, 2005

Resin

Any item or technique that makes a video game too easy, or in a competitive setting, unfair for your opponent(s). Based off the resin items from the Dark Souls franchise, avoided by internet personality Dan Gheesling during his Twitch playthrough of the first game (reason pursuant to the former definition).

The term has gained traction amongst the hosts of the adjacent NLSS community-- an also Twitch-based tri-weekly games cast where Dan Gheesling is a recurring guest-- and its fans. Similar but not the same as the more antiquated "laming" which refers to more blatant forms of cheating, hacking, and otherwise bad game etiquette (see dickbaggery).

Dan: Yo, Austin are you still using those dualies in the multiplayer for the new CoD? That banger game where you got a >50.0 KD knocked the old sucks (sic) off . If I didn't know any better, I'd say that's resin.

Austin: Ay don't hate the playa hate the game Dan; there is no resin in CoD. Now if you excuse me, I have a Play of the Game reel to watch. Look, It's me again! *awoos*

by ClosetTangelo October 25, 2018

Rest Assured

A phrase that is utilized to express positiveness, a guarantee, or just general "knowing" of a person, subject, or event.

Jake: "Was the party at TJ's really as cool as everyone said it was?"
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."

by stunna3098 October 9, 2011

Respect my crypn

Typically means to respect someone's shit, mainly for Crips. It's similar to tell someone fuck off or hey stop it can you respect me aight?

Kid #1: "Aye bro?"

Kid #2: "Yah bro you aight?"

Kid #1: "Aw nuthin just saying hi but I'm good except for my annoying twat Mom. She be fucking with me taking all my shit!"

Kid #2: "Oh speaking of moms my Mom ain't respecting my crypn. My mom tried to take away my xbox. I told that bitch that I bought that xbox with my money then I told that bitch to respect my crypn!.........Oh yeah and I called her an igger"

Kid #2: "You mean Nigger?"

Kid #1: "No I said igger, Nigger. Respect my crypn BITCH!"

by CloutNibba January 20, 2019

resent

To feel angry or bitter about.

Do not resent good advice.

by Ubaid April 2, 2008