record

It's like a frisbee; but on a turntable, it plays music by passing a needle over grooves. The grooves are actually an image of soundwaves, and the needle moves a magnet inside a coil of wire, which creates a moving electric current. The electric current is shifted to kinetic movement by a speaker, which vibrates and produces the music. Lonely middle-aged men like to listen to vinyls the most, because even millennials are cooler than that, guys.

"Steve, did you hear that Pink Floyd record I was playing?"
"Yeah, nice vinyl."

by kermit37 December 20, 2020

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Screw Recording

Screen recording someone’s story with express purpose of remixing it in an unflattering way.

I was screw recording Will’s story where he ate that hot chip and now the remix is going viral.

by SoonOnDVD April 11, 2021

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Ov Records

A person with a lot of dreams and passions. Everyone loves her and she is very famous. She has also a very good manager .(btw everything i am writing is a joke)

Oh this is Ov Records!!!! I want an autograph!

by anonymous April 17, 2021

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Liquid Records

Record company, founded by Rootbeer that is the home to artists such as Rootbeer, BullDogg, o~Jé, DJ Leviathan, G Money and Ghost

Sexy Female: I want to fuck each and every member of Liquid Records

by Rootbeer February 19, 2005

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Scratchin in my record shop

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!

"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"

by Matt January 15, 2004

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The Record Player

Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit on the tongue. Once he finds himself in a confortable position he begins to spin like a record on a record player.

Wow, the record player is cool.

by Buttmaster April 1, 2003

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