THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

Single Ready to Mingle

A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"

police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.

SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!

by sukmadick February 27, 2012

Hot and Ready

Defines ur cock when ur ready to buck. Cocks on Swoll

My dick is Hot and Ready like Lil Ceaser's.

by Charlton Hawkins April 19, 2006

Get your pussy ready

What a guy sometimes says to a woman when he tells her he's going to fuck her.

You better get your pussy ready because its getting a fucking tonight.

by Judge dredd7 November 18, 2011

Callum Teas Ready!!

For someone who has to leave for there tea to get away from difficult situation.

"Cal how olds your misses?" "CALLUM TEAS READY!!" "Gotta Go"

by D00kie2323 November 15, 2009

Hot and Ready

Picture this: you are taking a nice hot shower and the stean is swirling all around you. You finish the shower and grab for your towel, but alas...your towel is not there. You look right, then left, and see you dad wating to dab your balls dry.

Damn Jesse, you dad just gave me a free hot and ready, my balls were dry as a desert, then he sucked my breadstick.

by PDizzle June 30, 2004