Rattlesnake

A "really weird" term for a long piece of feces.

George: I just had to take the longest dump ever.

Norman: How long?

George: It was a Rattlesnake.

Maya: Ew, guys, gross.

by Angelina Stewart February 4, 2023

Rattlesnake

When you beat your meat with bracelets on your wrist.

Specifically bracelets that make a loud rattling sound when you shake your wrist.

Almost forgot to take my bracelets off so I don't rattlesnake.

by beyonce the skeleton May 14, 2023

Rattle your mudflaps

1.To go take a huge shit.
2.To fart powerfully
3. A threat to violate your booty cheeks

1. Sorry, fellas, I gotta rattle my mudflaps somethin’ fierce. It’s gonna stank.
2. I heard that from across the house! Did you just rattle your mudflaps?

3. Now listen here, I’ll rattle your mudflaps like you’ve never had it before just to show you who’s boss.

by ThunderBoss September 30, 2023

rattletrap

A cold blooded creature and/or person possibly with a track record of homicide.
An insult.

"i hate you."
"kys you rattletrap"

by anonymous October 10, 2023

Ratterfloof

1. An affectionate and silly name for a fluffy animal
2. A mild placeholder for a swear

1. What a cute ratterfloof!
2. Holy ratterfloof, that was terrible!

by Wunker Alert December 14, 2023

ratzler

A rat Rizzler or a rizzing rat

Omg guys lets see the ratzler

by Ratzler January 24, 2024

Rattle Prod

Highly powered device designed to move beasts along by Darren Rattle.

"If that cow doesn't move I'll get Darren Rattle to prod her with his Rattle Prod"

by Beaky Fingerz March 12, 2024