first round pick

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. A person whom most everyone deems attractive and highly sought after. It is the opposite of a free agent. There are usually serveral factors that make a person so highly sought after. The most common of which is physical prowess such as physical endowments such as large breasts or penis. Other factors include money, social status and sexual aptitude. Assessments of this nature tend to lead to the beholder to pursue said person on some level whether it be casual sex or eventual dating. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.

Isn't that Jane Doe? Man, she is so fine, I'd take her as a first round pick any day...

by topp dizzle September 17, 2008

squeeze off a round

to defecate; go number two

Hey, I'm going in the growler to squeeze off a round.

by C.C. Black March 25, 2007

send the boys round

(v.) (British) to send baliffs to collect good/break kneecaps.

I'll send the boys round if my money is not banked by noon tommorrow.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Fuck-you-go-round

A cycle of horrible events that follow each other without delay.

While driving you switch lanes to get to the fast lane and the other lane becomes the fast. Then you switch back the other lane becomes the fast lane. Followed by hitting you head off the steering wheel do to anger. Then swerving pissed off into the next lane but only hitting someone elses car. Followed by paying for court and damages. And getting dicked by the cops. Therefore stuck in an endless fuck-you-go-round

by Trebor Rekceb September 5, 2011

knights of the round table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.

-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Kaci.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.

by GeoffA April 1, 2008

Right Round

A catchy song by Flo Rida that's secretly about Oral sex.

"You spin my HEAD right round when you GO DOWN "

by iheartp7 March 30, 2009

first round bust

This phrase describes a first round pick who never lived up to his potential.

One of the most notorious first round busts of all time was Ryan Leaf.

by Fifi McFeef September 19, 2007