Cristian Ronald

A great soccer player from Argentina, his greatest rival is Lion Mess.

Did you see Cristian Ronald beat Lion Mess last night?

by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022

The Curse of Ronald

The Curse of Ronald is used when someone makes a terrible mistake and other people have to pay for it.

This guy is dragging me down, he is The Curse of Ronald.

by JuicyBigDaddyBoi December 14, 2020

hey ronald

the act of positioning ones hand approximately 3 cm from another persons face while shouting vigourisly "hey ronald"

yo lets go hey ronald the fuck out of that weak freshman hoe!

by jiggabone j March 19, 2009

The Ronald McDonald Special

The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!

She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.

by Mormon X August 2, 2010

Messy Ronald

When a guy has intercourse with a girl while she is menstruating and he pulls out and she blows him and then he wipes his dick off in her hair thus leaving her with red hair and a red ring around her mouth looking like a disheveled Ronald McDonald.

Once a month I like giving Emily a Messy Ronald.

by godfather_of_soul October 23, 2010

The Ronald ray-gun

A sexual act in which one man takes an energy ray gun and shoots it up another mans tight harry asshole. This will produce an amazing orgasm causing the man to bust a load, but will also kill him in the process.

Elton john accidentally killed his boyfriend when he performed The Ronald ray-gun.

by bigdong30 April 6, 2009

Hey Ronald

Code name for Heroin..."Hey Ron"ald

I just copped a bundle of some sweet Hey Ronald

by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011